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i went to who on line (just snooping ) and there was only 23 people on there use to be about 50 to 70 on where is every one gone :confused:

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through internet phone lines gets pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't...

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment. Through her tears she...

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it...

There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. Well, one Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said "sure." So they teed off. About two holes into the...

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls...

> One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down > the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young > lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, > "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to...

how do you do it i got plextors i need help Please and tanx you guy's ;)

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael...

a guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 carton of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 carrot 1 potato 1 musili bar 1 blueberry muffin 1 chocolate bar 1 frozen pizza 1 frozen dinner 1 bottle of juice checkout...

Man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the...

A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade...

a. Her side of the story: He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The...