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A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog...

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use...

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing...

Have read a few posts about backing up PS2 iso, img files etc etc, but what i have are the standard set of ps2 files, not img or iso's but the actual files themselves (system, music etc etc). Can i just drag and drop these files into some burning software and create a ps2 disk from that, or do i...

dont think its real but make you own mind up. john

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called"Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or...

surely not...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb...

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this couldnt possibly be true or could it.

hi, was having a problem using svcd2dvdmpg+ where the burned dvd movid played fine on my pc but when it was played on my dvd player the horizontal image of the movie was ll out, was half the picture on one side of the screen and the other bit of the picture looped round on the other side of the...

hi, looked at a few tutorials on converting vcd/svcd to dvd-r. My question is about getting past the 1st stage. I have a vcd movie on my harddisk on 2 disks cd1 and cd2. They are in bin/cue files, my question is how do i get them out from there into the 1st stage for converting. Which i assume...

enjoy The bloke who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire has killed himself. ITV have said they will pay for the funeral but not the COFFIN........ There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the "Hokey Cokey", died last week aged 83. The...

enjoy.... johnna

hi, can anyone recommend a site that will give some anonymous and possibly free web space. All i want is to upload a zip file to this site with a list of software, films, games etc etc which people can download. Ideally i would like this setup without any reference to me etc etc etc. cheers john

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Why It's Great To Be A Girl We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We can...

Hi, was wondering if anyone had invested in SVCD2DVDMPG+ and what they thought about it, good, bad, problems, issues etc etc. i have bought a copy and have problems where the discs created when played on my dvd player display a half very bad picture and half green screen on my TV, but work...