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  1. Des

    XP Home and Outlook Problem

    Can anyone shed some light on why my outlook express always asks for me to supply a password to check mail when I have countless times put it in to the accounts section/clicked remember password but it never remembers it..any help would be greatful:D
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    Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said, "I do, why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said...
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    powerful liquid

    A priest was walking along a street when he came a cross a young boy holding a bottle filled with a clear liquid. The boy would shake the bottle and watch the bubbles, shake the bottle and watch the bubbles, shake the bottle and watch the bubbles. The minister became curious and asked the boy...
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    Phone Technology

    An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation. When he was finished he looked at the other...
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    A horse by any other name

    This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. " I know this midget with a speech impedement who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him...
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    F-Secure Registration

    Where (for the love of God) is somewhere in this program to stick in the registration serial..I have turned it upside down ....shook it from side to side.....and still cant find it..any help would be greatfully accepted..and what does f-secure backweb do..(looks pretty..thats about all I can say...
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    When Bill Gates Passes On - To A Better Place

    Bill Gates died and went to stand before God... God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision...I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in...
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