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I can honestly say....my mind is totally corrupted !!!! Took me ages to see the dolphins !!!!

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The moral of the story says it all. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be...

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she...

Q. Dear Bruce I have some lucky condoms that I keep in my wallet. I am beginning to wonder if they really are lucky, as they have been there for two months A. Jesus mate, no worries. Men only use rubbers when they are sober anyway. Guess that means you've been pissed for two months which makes...

What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while...

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. > > When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I > decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. > > In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. > Everything was an emergency...

Carlos calls his boss in the morning: "Ey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache,stomach ache, my legs hurt. I not come work ." The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give a blowjob. That makes me...

A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I...

Woman standing nude, looks in mirror and says to her husband "I look horrible, fat and ugly, pay me a compliment" husband replies... "your eyesight's f*ckin spot on!"

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she...

Comments on the New Scientist article!! : Whats the most sensitive part of your body when youre having a w@nk? A: Your ears! Check this one out.... http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ Whats the difference between an egg and a w@nk? You can beat an egg but you cant beat a w@nk One...

Scooby-DOOBIE-Doo Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early childhood, right? But something you may not remember is what the show was really all about. As I've gotten older, it has become more clear to me what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing as...

There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have s** with...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man...

Haven't seen this one for a while, thought you might enjoy it. A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I...

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while...

Bloke "some gormless drunken chat up line" Woman " Just forget it! There's already one c*nt in my pants!!"