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Little Johnny's mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had an operation, and they all shaved off her pubic hair. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she's drying off and asks her what happened to the hair. "I've lost my sponge" she replies and sends...

Two old friends, haven't seen each other for several years when they happen to meet at the supermarket. After greetings and a little catching up, one fellow says to his friend, "When I ran into you I was looking for my wife." "I'm looking for mine, too," says the other fellow. "By the way, how...

...digging a big hole when his neighbor looked over the fence and asked, "What are you doin' Timmy?" With tears in his eyes, little Timmy replied, "My goldfish died and I'm digging a hole to bury him in." "Well," said the neighbor, "that's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" "Yeah...

Little Johnny came home from work one afternoon, and being horny as hell took his beautiful girlfriend, Suzy, upstairs to the bedroom. He proceeded to undress her, but before he took his pants off, he removed a packet of condoms from his pocket. "What are those?" Suzy asked. "Olympic condoms"...

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home...

Getting castrated Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It`s something I`ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done," replies Arthur. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It`s a very...

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to...

Doggy style A woman after giving birth to six babies, on seeing her husband gets out off the hospital bed and slaps Him. Shouting at him, she says, I told you not to go doggy style..

esus said: "Love thy neighbour." (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956) Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount...

There's this guy who went to this camp for adults, so the owner is showing him around, and says, "You're gonna love it here, especially the barrel behind the restrooms, when you feel the need, stick you're dick in the hole for a blowjob. "So the next day,the guy sees the owner, and says, "this...

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and two flat tires. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to...

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin dad?" His...

Driving Down the road, Stonewall and his wife passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. Stonewalls wife glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her?" "No," Stonewall corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look...

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "hide in the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole at the same...

A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me ..... Babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear." replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up, and she wouldn't have to explain it in...

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